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Fantasy Football AgentDanny Webber's last minute headed offside goal against Watford has earned his Agents a generous seven points this morning and added to Aidy Boothroyd's growing dossier of evidence of institutional bias towards his players.Thierry Henry is top and is followed with a smattering of Liverpool reds and one blue. Craig Bellamy's six points will no doubt have more to do with his ongoing court case. It's certainly not anything he's doing on the pitch. Transfer Tuesday came and went without incident yesterday. If you feel we are missing out anyone worthy please email theteam@fantasyfootballagent.com. Duffman Wednesday 29 November, 11:28am Fantasy Football AgentAntoine Sibierski's winner for Newcastle against Pompey has propelled him to dizzy heights this morning. Yours for £50. I doubt he'll remain there for long though.Ditto Ricardo Carvalho whose headed equaliser to top placed Louis Saha's superb strike in the otherwise dour draw at Old Trafford has seen him emerge from obsurity. Other prospects are Dimitar Berbatov and Jermaine Defoe who both look to be coming into some sort of form. David James' ludicrous new hairstyle may be worth a punt. Thanks to those who wrote in with your comments, please email theteam@fantasyfootballagent.com if you've got something on your chest... about the site that is, we'd prefer not to know your views on law and order and border controls thanks. Duffman Monday 27 November, 12:29pm Fantasy Football AgentNo change from yesterday really as the media continues to riff on poor old Louis Saha for his penalty miss.Craig Bellamy's trial has kicked off and should keep the tabloids happy for a while. Apparently in the scuffle one of the girls involved had her recent boob-job incision reopened. Oh yes. Fantasy Football Agent is three months old now and seems to be ticking along very nicely but this is where we ask you what you think of it. If you have any comments or suggestions we'd love to hear from you, just drop us an email to theteam Sp3ktor Thursday 23 November, 3:38pm Fantasy Football AgentLouis Saha sits proudly at the top of today's scorers all thanks to his penalty miss against Celtic.It's hard to know whether he would have scored more points if he'd slotted it home - but if he's your client I'm sure you couldn't care less. Apparently, Gary Neville predicted Saha would miss. Obviously he must have had 1-0 down as a correct score as well or maybe he would done something about it. Chelsea players should top the board tomorrow as the Liverpool match is a dead rubber. Don't you just love the end of the group stages. Sp3ktor Wednesday 22 November, 2:01pm Fantasy Football AgentWilliam Gallas is down and he may not be getting up for some time. That's the verdict of his manager Arsene Wenger. our verdict? who cares just tell us how many points he gets?The Arsenal defender shares top spot with his compatriot Thierry Henry ahead of tonights shenanegans against the hapless Hamburg, Surely the Gunners can overcome their Emirates issues against the Bundesliga relegation strugglers. Transfer Tuesday: PLAYER IN: Micah Richards (Manchester City) Duffman Tuesday 21 November, 11:08am Fantasy Football AgentWell hullo strangers. Nice to see a fresh face.Gareth Barry, Keiron Dyer, Mikel Arteta. A veritable cavalcade of premier league undercards dominates the top of our table with only the Roonster fighting them off with a big stick. Even Keith Gillespie's in amongst the points. I'd forgotton he was still playing. Our mighty computer Zen has returned from it's Egyptian odyssey so normal service will resume regarding Transfer Tuesday on er Tuesday. The Chumps League is back on our screens this week. Man United v Celtic and Chelsea v Werder Breman take top billing so stock up on your Reds and Blues. Duffman Monday 20 November, 11:51am Fantasy Football AgentOnce again the cycle of delusion continues for us Englanders. A 1-1 draw against the worst Dutch team I've ever seen has the tabloids suckling at the teet of one Wayne Rooney once again. Meanwhile, England are now third in their qualifying group for Euro 2008.Ireland's hatrick hero Robbie Keane shares top spot with the Roonster. Arjen Robben is third. You may be aware of a pretty nasty rumour about John Terry making a racist remark to Ledley King in the Chelsea v Tottenham game. I sincerely hope its not true. If it is, and the story is being suppressed, then pretty much every one from the players the manager, the FA and the media are complicit in a scandal. It would be best if the alleged injured party to release a statement, denying the incident took place. That way we can put our minds at ease. Duffman Thursday 16 November, 1:05pm Fantasy Football AgentYuk! International freindly week is always death. Half the regulars are missing through injury and the other half are made up of young hopefulls eager to show why they're not good enough to be first choice and established players who couldn't convince their GP's to sign them off for the game. The top of our overnight table is pretty much made up of those types with the unfortunate Tim Cahill in the mix as well. Pain is clearly good for business.We have a new leader this month. His/her name is Wardonkey . Will s/he grab the reins of power from Quizking's iron grip? There is still half a month to have your own say on matters. Our mighty computer Zen is still away sunning his chips in Egypt so there was no Transfer Tuesday as his stand in Slave is useless frankly so there were no additions this week. Apologies for all you Michah Richards fans. Duffman Wednesday 15 November, 11:11am Fantasy Football AgentFew of us would have credited Didier Drogba with the season he is having in August. I'm sure Agents would have been more interested in his less than positive points scoring qualities. However, the Chelsea marksman is hitting the headlines for purely footballing reasons and deservedly so. His hatrick against Watford puts him joint top of our overnight table along with team-mate and reformed goal scorer Andriy Shevchenko.There are two others sharing the top spot. Tottenham's Aaron Lennon and Man United's Gary Neville. The former, no doubt for his running around chasing after Reading yesterday, the latter for injury and possible loss of England spot to Micah Richards, who I regret is not on our list of players and with our mighty computer Zen sunning itself in Egypt this week he isn't going to be untill next Tuesday. Oh well, cookies and crumbles. It's international week so it might be a good idea to stock up on your England players if you can. Have a good week. Duffman Monday 13 November, 12:27pm Fantasy Football AgentRooney and Ronaldo are top on ten points each but that only tells half the story. We here in the FFA Bunker don't cover Championship players but if we did I'm sure Freddie Eastwood would be in the mix.The rest of the best are made up of Newcastle players who scraped through to the next round of the Carling Cup against the mighty Watford. Inevitably, the Chelsea girls are still ligging around like a bunch of slutty teens chatting up the bouncers on a Saturday night. The highest place Charlton player is Herman Hreidarsson on a measly two points. I guess if Iain Dowie's boys had been knocked out by Chesterfield last night things might have been different. Duffman Wednesday 8 November, 10:08am Fantasy Football AgentThe Chelsea backlash has begun. Successful teams in the past have gone through something similar. At some stage in recent years Man United and Arsenal have, frankly got too big for their boots and have been criticized heavily for their tactics/style/behaviour/shoe size by the assorted, media, referees, supporters and bloggers (ahem) and now it’s the Blues turn.Bearing the brunt of the onslaught is their captain JohnTerry who tops our table over-night. The fact that he is England skipper makes it worse for him but better for his Agents who will be chomping away on his negative publicity. Marlon Harewood’s nosebleed continues as the associated press continue to rub their collective eyes in disbelief that he scored against Arsenal. Other notable mentions are Robin (coinage day-dream) van Persie and Wayne (Do I really have to go to Southend?) Rooney. Transfer Tuesday: IN: Leighton Baines, Michael Dawson, Mido Duffman Tuesday 7 November, 12:33pm Fantasy Football AgentMarlon Harewood’s frantically taken goal to spare his blushes after missing a sitter about ten minutes earlier has earned him top spot this morning and best value at seventy five pounds.An equally unlikely duo of Aaron Lennon and Claude Makalele occupy second and third place following their baffling goal scoring exploits. John Terry is the token bad boy immediately behind them. Liverpool midfielder Momo Sissoko has been accused of getting involved where it’s not worth it outside a fast food joint in Wavertree in the wee small hours. He maybe worth a punt if you’ve any spare cash or Marlon Kings lying around. Duffman Monday 6 November, 5:07pm Fantasy Football AgentThierry Henry misses out on top spot to Didier Drogba thanks to the controversial alphabetical order rule. Still, by now I'm sure he is used to missing out.The rest of the best are all Chumps League regulars unsurprisingly. You have to go down as far as Brett Emerton on 5 points for anyone who didn't play on Tuesday and Wednesday and who isn't in the Championship. Emerton and the rest of the UEFA Cup gang will take centre stage tonight with Blackburn playing erm... what are they called... and Newcastle have got whojamaflip. I think Spurs are on the telly as well. Duffman Thursday 2 November, 2:37pm Blog archive |
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