End of the Anderson bonanza

Frequent readers of this piece (hello mum) will remember the issues i was having with our scoring computer Zen at the beginning of the month.

Well I took a lump hammer to it and everything seemed to be fine apart from one small thing - Zen, seemed to take a bit of a shine to Manchester United's dreadlocked Brazialian, Anderson.

Everyday now for the past two weeks he's been up near the top of the table without doing anything, which for someone like Cristiano Ronaldo is fine, but for someone who is there frankly to make up the numbers proved a little worrying.

Well I think I've discovered the bent pin that was causing Zen's infatuation and straightened it out. Hopefully Anderson will go back to posting just the odd few points instead of his superhuman efforts of late.

So if you put him in your portfolio beware - his point scoring could dip like a high street bank's share price.

Transfer Tuesday tomorrow, and an overdue introduction to the game for Amir Zaki. Expect another update from me then - I know two in two days, I'll have a lie down now I think.