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Player scores for Thursday 9 September

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Current players are listed below. Click on the top row links to sort the players.

Player	Club	Value	Points September	Points 7 days	Points today	Track scores	Acquire
Wayne Rooney	MANU	£275	93	83	15	track	CLIENT
Steven Gerrard	LIVP	£250	62	54	8	track	CLIENT
Jermain Defoe	TOTH	£200	55	47	7	track	CLIENT
Ashley Cole	CHEL	£175	51	46	5	track	CLIENT
Michael Dawson	TOTH	£150	51	44	4	track	CLIENT
John Terry	CHEL	£225	52	43	7	track	CLIENT
Jamie Carragher	LIVP	£150	47	42	3	track	CLIENT
James Milner	MANC	£250	50	42	7	track	CLIENT
Joe Hart	MANC	£225	50	41	4	track	CLIENT
Rio Ferdinand	MANU	£200	50	40	6	track	CLIENT
Phil Jagielka	EVER	£125	53	40	5	track	CLIENT
Theo Walcott	ARSL	£175	51	39	9	track	CLIENT
Adam Johnson	MANC	£125	43	38	9	track	CLIENT
Frank Lampard	CHEL	£250	43	34	6	track	CLIENT
Gary Cahill	BOLT	£75	38	33	4	track	CLIENT
Ryan Giggs	MANU	£150	35	31	5	track	CLIENT
Gareth Barry	MANC	£175	36	30	6	track	CLIENT
Darren Fletcher	MANU	£100	33	30	5	track	CLIENT
Shay Given	MANC	£175	39	30	3	track	CLIENT
Matthew Upson	WHAM	£100	35	29	3	track	CLIENT
Darren Bent	SUND	£150	41	28	8	track	CLIENT
Joleon Lescott	MANC	£100	33	28	7	track	CLIENT
Fernando Torres	LIVP	£250	35	25	3	track	CLIENT
Peter Crouch	TOTH	£225	36	24	2	track	CLIENT
Alan Hutton	SUND	£100	32	24	3	track	CLIENT
James McFadden	BHAM	£100	28	24	3	track	CLIENT
Michael Owen	MANU	£125	26	24	4	track	CLIENT
Dirk Kuyt	LIVP	£125	26	23	6	track	CLIENT
Jack Wilshere	ARSL	£150	30	22	3	track	CLIENT
Paul Scholes	MANU	£225	27	21	2	track	CLIENT
Gareth Bale	TOTH	£125	23	20	1	track	CLIENT
Robin Van Persie	ARSL	£150	26	20	6	track	CLIENT
Scott Carson	WBRM	£125	27	17	1	track	CLIENT
Joe Cole	LIVP	£225	24	17	2	track	CLIENT
Emile Heskey	ASTV	£150	25	17	2	track	CLIENT
Martin Petrov	BOLT	£100	21	17	2	track	CLIENT
Mark Schwarzer	FULM	£200	27	17	3	track	CLIENT
Cesc Fabregas	ARSL	£200	22	16	3	track	CLIENT
Owen Hargreaves	MANU	£75	21	16	0	track	CLIENT
Louis Saha	EVER	£100	19	16	3	track	CLIENT
Bobby Zamora	FULM	£175	22	16	0	track	CLIENT
Mario Balotelli	MANC	£200	22	15	6	track	CLIENT
Dimitar Berbatov	MANU	£150	20	15	3	track	CLIENT
Nigel de Jong	MANC	£75	17	15	1	track	CLIENT
William Gallas	TOTH	£125	22	15	4	track	CLIENT
Heurelho Gomes	TOTH	£150	23	15	2	track	CLIENT
Nicklas Bendtner	ARSL	£50	16	14	4	track	CLIENT
Sol Campbell	NEWC	£175	22	14	2	track	CLIENT
Didier Drogba	CHEL	£175	17	14	2	track	CLIENT
Steven Fletcher	WOLV	£125	20	14	1	track	CLIENT
Paul Scharner	WIGA	£75	21	14	2	track	CLIENT
Stephen Hunt	WOLV	£75	17	13	1	track	CLIENT
Ledley King	TOTH	£125	16	13	2	track	CLIENT
Florent Malouda	CHEL	£150	18	13	4	track	CLIENT
Samir Nasri	ARSL	£75	14	13	3	track	CLIENT
Roque Santa Cruz	MANC	£175	23	13	2	track	CLIENT
Shaun Wright-Phillips	MANC	£100	15	13	6	track	CLIENT
Ashley Young	ASTV	£150	20	13	3	track	CLIENT
Emmanuel Adebayor	MANC	£175	21	12	2	track	CLIENT
Ryan Babel	LIVP	£125	27	12	1	track	CLIENT
Andy Carroll	NEWC	£150	18	12	3	track	CLIENT
Carlton Cole	WHAM	£175	24	12	1	track	CLIENT
Richard Dunne	ASTV	£125	19	12	2	track	CLIENT
Michael Kightly	WOLV	£50	16	12	1	track	CLIENT
Aaron Ramsey	ARSL	£75	15	12	2	track	CLIENT
Jonathan Woodgate	TOTH	£75	15	12	1	track	CLIENT
Kevin Doyle	WOLV	£100	16	11	1	track	CLIENT
Pepe Reina	LIVP	£100	13	11	4	track	CLIENT
Micah Richards	MANC	£125	14	11	2	track	CLIENT
Ryan Shawcross	STOK	£100	12	11	1	track	CLIENT
David Silva	MANC	£150	16	11	2	track	CLIENT
Anderson	MANU	£125	18	10	0	track	CLIENT
Graham Dorrans	WBRM	£75	14	10	1	track	CLIENT
Damien Duff	FULM	£100	15	10	0	track	CLIENT
Charles N'Zogbia	WIGA	£175	20	10	0	track	CLIENT
Chris Smalling	MANU	£100	15	10	0	track	CLIENT
Carlos Tevez	MANC	£150	12	10	5	track	CLIENT
Rafael van der Vaart	TOTH	£125	10	10	4	track	CLIENT
Thomas Vermaelen	ARSL	£50	11	10	2	track	CLIENT
Nikola Zigic	BHAM	£100	18	10	2	track	CLIENT
Mikel Arteta	EVER	£150	17	9	0	track	CLIENT
Yossi Benayoun	CHEL	£100	14	9	1	track	CLIENT
David Bentley	TOTH	£75	14	9	2	track	CLIENT
Titus Bramble	SUND	£75	13	9	1	track	CLIENT
Wayne Bridge	MANC	£100	12	9	0	track	CLIENT
Carlo Cudicini	TOTH	£75	17	9	3	track	CLIENT
Kieran Gibbs	ARSL	£100	14	9	3	track	CLIENT
Javier Hernandez	MANU	£150	14	9	3	track	CLIENT
Glen Johnson	LIVP	£75	12	9	1	track	CLIENT
Stiliyan Petrov	ASTV	£125	15	9	2	track	CLIENT
Roman Bednar	WBRM	£50	10	8	1	track	CLIENT
Valon Behrami	WHAM	£75	14	8	1	track	CLIENT
John Carew	ASTV	£100	11	8	2	track	CLIENT
Michael Essien	CHEL	£75	12	8	0	track	CLIENT
Ben Foster	BHAM	£150	16	8	0	track	CLIENT
Brad Friedel	ASTV	£75	11	8	0	track	CLIENT
Kenwyne Jones	STOK	£150	17	8	1	track	CLIENT
Sebastian Larsson	BHAM	£75	12	8	1	track	CLIENT
Danny Murphy	FULM	£50	9	8	2	track	CLIENT
Gary Neville	MANU	£75	11	8	0	track	CLIENT
Nemanja Vidic	MANU	£100	10	8	1	track	CLIENT
Nicolas Anelka	CHEL	£125	8	7	3	track	CLIENT
Andrey Arshavin	ARSL	£100	10	7	1	track	CLIENT
Pablo Barrera	WHAM	£100	11	7	2	track	CLIENT
Chris Brunt	WBRM	£50	9	7	1	track	CLIENT
Marouane Chamakh	ARSL	£125	12	7	1	track	CLIENT
Kevin Davies	BOLT	£100	10	7	1	track	CLIENT
Stewart Downing	ASTV	£50	11	7	2	track	CLIENT
Patrice Evra	MANU	£100	10	7	3	track	CLIENT
Robert Green	WHAM	£100	10	7	3	track	CLIENT
Brede Hangeland	FULM	£50	7	7	1	track	CLIENT
Laurent Koscielny	ARSL	£125	11	7	0	track	CLIENT
Fabrice Muamba	BOLT	£50	7	7	0	track	CLIENT
David Ngog	LIVP	£100	9	7	3	track	CLIENT
Peter Odemwingie	WBRM	£100	11	7	1	track	CLIENT
Scott Parker	WHAM	£175	16	7	3	track	CLIENT
Kevin Phillips	BHAM	£50	8	7	0	track	CLIENT
Christian Poulsen	LIVP	£125	14	7	2	track	CLIENT
Jason Roberts	BLAR	£50	11	7	1	track	CLIENT
Bacary Sagna	ARSL	£75	12	7	2	track	CLIENT
Yuri Zhirkov	CHEL	£50	7	7	3	track	CLIENT
Manuel Almunia	ARSL	£125	12	6	0	track	CLIENT
Jermaine Beckford	EVER	£75	10	6	3	track	CLIENT
Tim Cahill	EVER	£100	8	6	1	track	CLIENT
Kieron Dyer	WHAM	£75	9	6	1	track	CLIENT
Sylvan Ebanks Blake	WOLV	£125	11	6	1	track	CLIENT
Johan Elmander	BOLT	£75	6	6	1	track	CLIENT
Thomas Hitzlsperger	WHAM	£75	10	6	1	track	CLIENT
Steve Sidwell	ASTV	£50	9	6	1	track	CLIENT
Stephen Warnock	ASTV	£75	9	6	0	track	CLIENT
Jerome Boateng	MANC	£100	9	5	1	track	CLIENT
Wes Brown	MANU	£75	10	5	0	track	CLIENT
Fraizer Campbell	SUND	£75	12	5	0	track	CLIENT
El-Hadji Diouf	BLAR	£75	6	5	1	track	CLIENT
Sylvain Distin	EVER	£75	10	5	0	track	CLIENT
Brett Emerton	BLAR	£50	6	5	1	track	CLIENT
Stephen Ireland	ASTV	£150	10	5	1	track	CLIENT
Niko Kranjcar	TOTH	£75	7	5	1	track	CLIENT
Aaron Lennon	TOTH	£100	8	5	1	track	CLIENT
Nani	MANU	£150	8	5	1	track	CLIENT
Roman Pavlyuchenko	TOTH	£125	11	5	1	track	CLIENT
Steven Pienaar	EVER	£100	11	5	1	track	CLIENT
Kieran Richardson	SUND	£50	5	5	1	track	CLIENT
Steven Taylor	NEWC	£100	10	5	0	track	CLIENT
Yaya Toure	MANC	£150	11	5	1	track	CLIENT
Jelle Van Damme	WOLV	£75	8	5	1	track	CLIENT
Michael Carrick	MANU	£125	8	4	0	track	CLIENT
Lee Cattermole	SUND	£75	6	4	1	track	CLIENT
Petr Cech	CHEL	£75	6	4	1	track	CLIENT
Salif Diao	STOK	£75	16	4	0	track	CLIENT
Marouane Fellaini	EVER	£50	5	4	1	track	CLIENT
Zoltan Gera	FULM	£50	5	4	1	track	CLIENT
Craig Gordon	SUND	£50	4	4	0	track	CLIENT
John Heitinga	EVER	£75	7	4	0	track	CLIENT
Pablo Ibanez	WBRM	£75	9	4	1	track	CLIENT
Jermaine Jenas	TOTH	£75	10	4	2	track	CLIENT
Benni McCarthy	WHAM	£50	4	4	1	track	CLIENT
Luka Modric	TOTH	£100	5	4	2	track	CLIENT
Morten Gamst Pedersen	BLAR	£50	5	4	1	track	CLIENT
Liam Ridgewell	BHAM	£75	6	4	1	track	CLIENT
Martin Skrtel	LIVP	£75	6	4	1	track	CLIENT
Thomas Sorensen	STOK	£75	6	4	2	track	CLIENT
Gabriel Tamas	WBRM	£75	7	4	1	track	CLIENT
Kolo Toure	MANC	£50	5	4	2	track	CLIENT
Yakubu	EVER	£50	7	4	1	track	CLIENT
Joseph Yobo	EVER	£100	13	4	0	track	CLIENT
Gabriel Agbonlahor	ASTV	£100	5	3	1	track	CLIENT
Joey Barton	NEWC	£100	5	3	0	track	CLIENT
Carlos Cuellar	ASTV	£50	6	3	0	track	CLIENT
Emmanuel Eboue	ARSL	£50	3	3	0	track	CLIENT
Barry Ferguson	BHAM	£75	5	3	1	track	CLIENT
Brett Ormerod	BLAP	£50	3	3	0	track	CLIENT
Hugo Rodallega	WIGA	£75	7	3	1	track	CLIENT
Tomas Rosicky	ARSL	£75	5	3	1	track	CLIENT
Michael Turner	SUND	£75	4	3	1	track	CLIENT
Edwin van der Sar	MANU	£75	9	3	0	track	CLIENT
Charlie Adam	BLAP	£75	4	2	0	track	CLIENT
Daniel Agger	LIVP	£75	4	2	1	track	CLIENT
Lee Bowyer	BHAM	£50	2	2	0	track	CLIENT
Pascal Chimbonda	BLAR	£50	4	2	0	track	CLIENT
Jonathan Greening	FULM	£50	4	2	1	track	CLIENT
Marcus Hahnemann	WOLV	£50	4	2	0	track	CLIENT
Chris Kirkland	WIGA	£75	3	2	0	track	CLIENT
Zat Knight	BOLT	£50	2	2	0	track	CLIENT
Peter Lovenkrands	NEWC	£50	6	2	2	track	CLIENT
John Obi Mikel	CHEL	£50	5	2	0	track	CLIENT
Victor Moses	WIGA	£75	5	2	0	track	CLIENT
Kevin Nolan	NEWC	£75	3	2	0	track	CLIENT
Steven Nzonzi	BLAR	£50	3	2	0	track	CLIENT
Wilson Palacios	TOTH	£50	2	2	1	track	CLIENT
Nigel Reo-Coker	ASTV	£50	4	2	0	track	CLIENT
Keith Southern	BLAP	£50	2	2	0	track	CLIENT
Gary Taylor-Fletcher	BLAP	£50	3	2	0	track	CLIENT
Patrick Vieira	MANC	£75	2	2	1	track	CLIENT
Luke Young	ASTV	£125	10	2	0	track	CLIENT
Leighton Baines	EVER	£50	2	1	0	track	CLIENT
Alex Baptiste	BLAP	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Luis Boa Morte	WHAM	£50	2	1	0	track	CLIENT
Mauro Boselli	WIGA	£50	3	1	1	track	CLIENT
Jose Bosingwa	CHEL	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Gary Caldwell	WIGA	£50	3	1	0	track	CLIENT
Marek Cech	WBRM	£50	2	1	0	track	CLIENT
Stephen Crainey	BLAP	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Rory Delap	STOK	£50	3	1	0	track	CLIENT
Clint Dempsey	FULM	£50	3	1	0	track	CLIENT
Matthew Etherington	STOK	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Jason Euell	BLAP	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Anton Ferdinand	SUND	£50	2	1	0	track	CLIENT
Ricardo Fuller	STOK	£50	2	1	0	track	CLIENT
Craig Gardner	BHAM	£75	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Marlon Harewood	BLAP	£50	4	1	0	track	CLIENT
Salomon Kalou	CHEL	£75	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Aleksandar Kolarov	MANC	£75	3	1	1	track	CLIENT
Steed Malbranque	SUND	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Nenad Milijas	WOLV	£50	3	1	0	track	CLIENT
Maxi Rodriguez	LIVP	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Philippe Senderos	FULM	£75	4	1	0	track	CLIENT
Mamady Sidibe	STOK	£50	4	1	0	track	CLIENT
Antonio Valencia	MANU	£75	2	1	0	track	CLIENT
Dean Whitehead	STOK	£50	1	1	0	track	CLIENT
Fabricio Coloccini	NEWC	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Maynor Figueroa	WIGA	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Ricardo Gardner	BOLT	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Gael Givet	BLAR	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Danny Guthrie	NEWC	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Jonas Gutierrez	NEWC	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Henrique Hilario	CHEL	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Tim Howard	EVER	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Andrew Johnson	FULM	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Nikola Kalinic	BLAR	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Gavin McCann	BOLT	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Phil Neville	EVER	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Mark Noble	WHAM	£50	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Danny Pugh	STOK	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Stephen Reid	WBRM	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Paul Robinson	BLAR	£75	1	0	0	track	CLIENT
Jlloyd Samuel	BOLT	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Alan Smith	NEWC	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT
Matt Taylor	BOLT	£50	0	0	0	track	CLIENT

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